Hi. Yesterday I, like millions of other humanoids, watched the Superbowl. Only this year I did so knowing that today I was being interviewed by Shoot magazine in order to contribute to their annual Superbowl-spots opinion piece. So I took notes on my iPhone as I watched (nerd). Or, perhaps more accurately, I kept a log of the spots I thought I needed to remember. Because I’m a professional. Anyway, I just got off the phone with Bob Goldrich (thanks Bob, thanks Shoot) and thought I’d just post my notes verbatim. As dumb as that might be. Oh and I included this accompanying image because it sort of sums up how I felt whilst taking notes on said Superbowl spots.
Mcdonalds Dwight / lebron Snickers Betty white Bud light house ***Tebow tackle. MY PICK FOR WORST. PLEASE DON’T BRING YOUR MORAL VIEWS INTO MY SUPERBOWL K THANKS GREAT SEE YA LATER. Hyundai dip paint. *Boost shuffle Doritos bark collar Doritos black hot mom Bud light meteor earth gonna end Broke burns CAN’T REMEMBER WHO FOR Godaddy massage OH HOW CAN I NOT WATCH THESE Doritos casket ***Bud light voice weird thing autotune MY PICK FOR FUNNIEST, LOL PICK. Monster beavers Bridgestone whale Cars.com TIME TO SWITCH UP THE BORROWED-INTEREST MATH GUYS? Bud bridge out. OK. UH, OK. *Letterman oprah leno WOULD HAVE LIKED TO BE ON THIS SET. Dockers wear pants Hyundai 10 years from now Favre WISH IT HAD INTEGRATED BETTER Bud light planecrash Dove men skincare thing. Timeline of man. SUPER SAD, STICK TO FLESHY BABES PLEASE. Dodge mans last stand ANOTHER SUPER SAD, PLEASE DON’T THINK YOU KNOW ME AND IF THIS IS ME, SO VERY SAD. Teleflora hot redhead spot. Kiss little cherry CAN I GET A BA DUM DUM? Polomalu tru TV *Flo Tv Nance injury report Intel robot FLOtv generation spot. Motorola Meghan fox *VW slug bug PROPS TO DEUTSCH. SOLID. Dennys free grand slam SOME PEOPLE I WAS WITH THOUGHT THEY WERE ROOSTERS THOUGH Kgb sumo thing Hot wife bridgestone trainwreck. Coke sleepwalk Milkaholic eTrade **Google spot. Married baby France good piano tune. NICE. BIT SAPPY BUT SOLID. ****Pop Secret + emerald nuts. MY PIC FOR BEST GO FOR IT DON’T BE BROAD BUT BE WEIRD AND DO WEIRD GOOD, WHICH ISN’T BAD Bud Clydesdale and longhorn.
Audi green police Doritos gym thing with Tim going insane.
